Texas Gov. Rick Perry fired up an anti-tax tea party this week by saying that Texas has the right to secede from the Union if it wants to. And former President Bush, who now lives in Texas, is of course against the idea.
Amy laughs it off. But the remark was homophobic, as in: It was uttered from the standpoint of being scared a little boy might be gay, or showing signs of gayness. Does Leno hate gay children?
Tuesday, November 30 Letterman and Fallon in reruns. Craig Ferguson: "Jay Leno has more than a hundred classic cars. It's not unmanly to wear a wig for work.
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Illustration by Giacomo Gambineri. Yes, a joke can be a one-liner built from a setup and a punch line, but it can also be an act of physical comedy. Pretending to stick a needle in your eye, or pooping in the street while wearing a wedding dress: both jokes.
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In a related story, John Kerry asked Shrek to marry him. Both sides of every issue were discussed. And then, Nader spoke.
As the Material Girl Madonna readies her newest material for public appraisal, you can expect to see her promotional promenade cross every major outlet including Anderson Cooper and the Superbowl this week alone. Your email address will not be published. Let us know what you have to say:.